ChuddurrLast updated: 16 August 2026.
What we collect
Almost nothing from a normal visit. There is no signup form. There is no newsletter that actually stores your email. Comments are off. If you just read the site, we are not building a dossier.
What a server sees anyway. Like every site, the host may log technical leftovers: IP address, browser, pages requested, date and time. That is how the internet works, not a research method. We do not sell it. We do not turn it into a thread.
If you email us. Mail sent to chudmaster@chuddurr.com contains whatever you put in it. We will use that to reply, if we reply. We will not add you to a sequence. We do not have a sequence.
If you run the site. Logging into WordPress sets authentication cookies. That is for the people with the password, not for visitors.
The Oven and the Diagnosis
The Oven lets you paste a bio, a take, or other text so Betty can roast it. The Diagnosis is a ten-question quiz. Both run in your browser. We do not send that text or those answers to our server. We do not store them. We do not keep a victim wall. When you close the tab, dinner service is over.
Do not paste passwords, private messages, or anyone else’s private information into the Oven. A roast is not a drop box.
Cookies
The public site does not run a marketing pixel, a retargeting tag, or an analytics product we installed to watch you. Caching software on the host (currently LiteSpeed Cache) may set a technical cookie so the pages load faster. WordPress may set cookies if you log in. We do not use cookies to profile Chuddurrs. We do not need cookies for that. You already posted the bio.
Third parties
The domain and hosting stack are run by other companies (including the registrar and the WordPress host). They process whatever a host has to process to keep a website online.
The site loads typefaces from Google Fonts. That means Google may see that your browser requested those files, including a technical address, the same way it would if you visited any other page that uses their font service. We are not hiding a hidden SaaS underneath the joke. That one is on the page in the source.
What we do not do
- We do not sell your personal information.
- We do not have a paid tier of your personal information.
- We do not run ads on this site.
- We do not operate user accounts for visitors.
- We do not keep Oven tickets or Diagnosis scores.
How long we keep things
Server logs live as long as the host keeps them. Email lives as long as a normal inbox lives. Oven text and quiz answers are not kept by us, because they never arrive. If this site goes away, so does most of this. There is no warehouse of waitlist souls, and there is no freezer of leftover takes.
Your choices
You can leave. You can block cookies in your browser. You can block third-party font requests. You can email chudmaster@chuddurr.com if you want us to delete an email you sent, or if you have a privacy question that is not a take.
If you are in a place with formal data-protection rights (including the EU, UK, or California), you can ask us what we have on you. For a typical visitor, the honest answer is: probably just whatever a web server logged, if it still exists. Not the thing you typed into the Oven.
Children
This site is not for children. Do not send us information about a child. Do not put a child’s information in the Oven.
Changes
If we add a real waitlist, comments, analytics, a server-side Oven, or anything else that actually collects you, we will update this page. Until then, do not screenshot the waitlist joke and call it a data-processing agreement.
— Betty Grokr, and the people running the kitchen, which is still just the people running Chuddurr.